Treasure Loaves

Human feces that has permanently vacated the anus with emphasis on large, pristine, and otherwise unbroken segments.

Hey Tim, stop your yapping and suck on some steamy hot treasure loaves.

by VJJLoveCatBallz May 11, 2011

peturnity leave

Taking paid time off from work to care for a newly adopted animal companion. This can also apply to pets that have babies.

Worker 1: "I haven't seen Sarah in a few days, where the hell is she?"

Worker 2: "You didn't hear? She adopted a new cat so she's on peturnity leave."

by Tac306 October 30, 2013

love me or leave me

the best day6 song.

- "oh my god love me or leave me by day6 is such an amazing song"
+ "yes it is, it's their best one"

by younghyunies May 29, 2020

i’ll never leave

The greatest lie told by your toxic ex

them: i’ll never leave you
also them: *literally leaves*

by vcnusx November 24, 2021

Can you leave my fucken car.

A phrase often used to indicate frustration at someone refusing to leave your luxury motor vehicle , not all vehicles are a "fucken car", for example a Mercedes Benz V class is a "fucken car"

Him : "Can you leave my fucken car."
Her : "NhO dOn'T dO DaT"

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Flat Leaver

When your counting on a friend to show up to meet you or do something with you and they don't show up or come through.

He's such a flat leaver he told me he was coming with us.

by Soni November 24, 2003

leave me

Help i’m dying inside and drowning in my tears but I don’t want you asking question 😭

Leave me I’m fine Dw hru ? xx

by Depressed 4 ever July 20, 2019