Dick lap

When a male species, is in the sitting position, with their dick/lap area only covered by the mere bottom of their shirt. If the shirt is removed, bystanders are exposed to the sight of awkward disordered underpants which reveal the top, pale hairy parts of the thighs and a possible outline of the male package in the underwear.

At a McDonalds drive-thru:

Cashier: "$5.42, please."

Male driver reaches for change under shirt, exposing dick lap.

Cashier, patiently watching from afar, sees dick lap and immediately feels uncomfortable.

Male driver to girlfriend passenger: "Shit, that guy just totally saw my dick lap."

by Summerrrgirl June 12, 2011

the lap game

The girl (or guy) sits on the guys lap and has to try to not get an erection

Hey you wanna play the lap game

by Guyboy July 18, 2015

Coop lap

When someone tries to ask you to go behind a chicken coop and give you a blowjob while sitting on your lap

“Hey Taft lets go behind the chicken coop so I can give you head”

“Have you heard about Taft and Marykate coop lapping”

by Taft Dixon June 21, 2019

phar lap

what you call someone who is whipped

look at phar lap look how whipped he is

by p3rs0nality November 11, 2019

nade in your lap

the act of throwing a fictional grenade into the lap of an enemy, killing them even though they don't exist. Often used by grown men who harbor an unhealthy obsession with first person shooters, specifically Socom: Navy Seals.

I'll toss a nade in your lap.

by Can't Standz Ya February 2, 2010

sit on my lap

A term used to say 'be quite' in a playful or sexual way. Not to be take literally though.

GF- I hate you, you're such a fucking retard.
BF- sit on my lap, hoe

by that kind of dad September 25, 2016

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy"

by that kind of dad June 2, 2016