Kyle

Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.

Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.

by anonymous September 17, 2020

Kyle

A nice, quiet guy who goes completely bonkers when exposed to Monster Energy

Nolan: Hey Kyle, whats going o—
Kyle: UNLEASH THE BEAST MOTHERFUCKER

by eforce222 June 6, 2019

Kyle

A piece of shit

hey you see kyle over there.. stay away from him. He’s the meanest person you’ll meet.

by ihateyoukyle June 12, 2020

Kyle

That one guy who vapes every 5 seconds. He's drywalls number one enemy and has almost had a heart attack every day of his life from drinking monster energy.

Bro how has Kyle not died yet he drinks so much monster

by Kyle_Monsterdestroyer May 21, 2019

Kyle

a fuck head who punches walls and drinks monster. usually has anger issues

dont be a kyle

by kyle licker November 30, 2019

Kyle

A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need

“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”

by King Shlook April 29, 2019

Kyle

Punches holes in his walls and drinks monster.

kyle

by ocolburn27 May 18, 2020