by Jus me January 27, 2020

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days
Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose
D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022

by James t ballwasher June 6, 2021

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"
by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

He was a great basketball player for the LA lakers. He recently died in a helicopter crash with his daughter.
by @Maddison1224 January 31, 2020

Kobe is just chilling watching cartoons and then his big brother comes in and fucks him out of nowhere and then he rides his dad then his sister sticks the rose up him
by Wowowowoe April 11, 2025

Your a Kobe
by staples center January 27, 2020
