Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:
Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.
Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.
Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
by GreatProphetBill November 2, 2018
Get the No Jizz Junemug. Jonh: Why were there so few accesses to Urban Dictionary in June 2017?
Wall: I don't know John, i'm just a wall.
Wall: I don't know John, i'm just a wall.
by Dank Bee April 8, 2021
Get the June 2017mug. by weenie peenie baby 69420 June 27, 2021
Get the june 28thmug. Hailing from Atlanta suburbs Kennesaw, Duluth and Dallas, The June Lottery as it is known today formed in 2007. The pop-punk-rock quartet, consisting of Josh, Julian, Ralph and Stephen, are now ready to use their rhythm and rhymes, and sound compiled of multiple styles, to play honest, genuine Rock 'n Roll music.
by nerdisgay January 2, 2009
Get the The June Lotterymug. June 19 is Don’t Hug Me. I’m Scared day.
You worship every single character (unless it’s Sunday!) and make a red velvet cake with blue frosting.
You worship every single character (unless it’s Sunday!) and make a red velvet cake with blue frosting.
by Miu Iruma 🎤😀 April 28, 2022
Get the June 19mug. *tells a joke*
-person born on June 17 laughs
-everyone laughs at her/his laugh
-BRO YOUR LAUGH IS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE HAHAHHAHA
-that’s because she/he is born on June 17!
-person born on June 17 laughs
-everyone laughs at her/his laugh
-BRO YOUR LAUGH IS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE HAHAHHAHA
-that’s because she/he is born on June 17!
by Sarah with a hilarious laugh April 26, 2021
Get the June 17mug. National Apple Cinnamon Muffin day.
Why?
Because I was at the hospital and the nurses took away my Apple Cinnamon muffin once I was finally able to eat because of my nausea, but they thought I had an eating disorder so I was put on a strict eating plan, and just today, June 12, 2021, I got to eat a Apple Cinnamon Muffin after two months of being out of the hospital.
Why?
Because I was at the hospital and the nurses took away my Apple Cinnamon muffin once I was finally able to eat because of my nausea, but they thought I had an eating disorder so I was put on a strict eating plan, and just today, June 12, 2021, I got to eat a Apple Cinnamon Muffin after two months of being out of the hospital.
Man 1:Dude, why do you have so many Apple Cinnamon Muffins?
Man 2:Because it’s June 12, national Apple Cinnamon Muffin day.
Man 2:Because it’s June 12, national Apple Cinnamon Muffin day.
by BlazeDraws June 12, 2021
Get the June 12mug.