Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

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jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

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Jonathan G.

A guy who thinks he can get any girl he talks to and ghosts out his real friends for a bunch of gamers

Why Jonathan G. why

by Intellectual Pringle December 13, 2019

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Jonathan Benson

The type of person who strikes fear into anyone he/she sees.

That Jonathan Benson sure is scary

by Sappy daddy January 9, 2019

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Cheyenne and Jonathan

The most amazing,exciting, over exagerative couple anyone will ever meet. A couple that can get through any rough spots together.

Cheyenne and Jonathan are so fucking perfect

by perfection of both June 11, 2018

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Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches

Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn

by Kejdjej February 11, 2021

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