A subsection of New Jersey populated almost entirely by Orthodox Jews. Lakewood is a prime example, though the outlets in Jackson, NJ can become very Jew Nerdsey during Holiday sales or clearance events. This would be an example of Variable Jew Nerdsey-ism.
"Hey, I gotta take ride down to Lakewood. Wanna go?"
"Jew Nerdsey? Dude, I don't wanna haggle for food at a fuckin' McDonald's!"
"Jew Nerdsey? Dude, I don't wanna haggle for food at a fuckin' McDonald's!"
by MonkeyPoo!! February 17, 2009
Get the Jew Nerdseymug. by orangejuece October 11, 2018
Get the kill jewsmug. A Persian Jew is actually an Iranian Jew*. They can be found in tiny apartments in Westwood and Beverly Hills. They scrap nickels and dimes just to drive their German cars but never donate to any charities except for Jewish foundations. They are the most narrow minded out of their Hebrew counterparts because they derive from a Muslim nation with outdated Islamic traditions incorporated into their daily lives. Iranian Jews have thicks skulls and no respect towards people of other backgrounds. Their men look like women and their women resemble to men. Short, thick, dark, and ugly. Iranian guys are huge wussies and can't fight- the only thing they can do is talk shit behind your back. 99.9% of them are primitive and well-versed in the ability to bs. Beware.
by speakingfromexperience January 6, 2015
Get the Persian jewmug. by weitzsteinberg November 30, 2006
Get the faux jewmug. Never heard of an Amish Jew before? It's because they don't exist. Roundabout way for passive people to type I miss you!
by amish jew June 22, 2013
Get the Amish Jewmug. 1. noun: a person who is with weed like a jew is with money.
2. noun: a device that extends the life of weed ex. a vaporizer
2. noun: a device that extends the life of weed ex. a vaporizer
by nbk666 March 23, 2010
Get the Weed Jewmug. The act of already having done something related to a Jewish person (seeing, meeting etc) when someone mentions it.
by doodle12345 January 30, 2009
Get the Deja Jewmug.