jenius

genius but jeno lee

“oh my god you’re a jenius”

by aaiyutaa July 21, 2021

Jengus

A slang word for anything to do with marijuana, can be used to refer to joints, bongs, pipes and actual marijuana.

Who's got the Jengus?

by lausxy March 30, 2011

jebus

Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.

1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'

by LM July 7, 2004

Dirk Jensen

A man who sucks penis. Occasionally swallowing the ensuing semen. Gross. A total homosexual.

That guy looks like such a Dirk Jensen.

by trentw.604 August 29, 2009

Jebus Cripes

The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?

"Jebus Cripes!!!! Get off the fuckin road!!!!"

by Jindayi, The Korean Apostle....DaeIL Kim... September 13, 2003

Jenessa

Very fun to be around! She is the life of the party. Horniest girl you will ever meet, her knees are very strong from always being on them, and her mouth can do a lot more than you think! She is such a bad bitch and is super funny. She may act innocent but she likes to get freaky and be cinky tightest girl I know thas fosho

Friend: Omg who gets you to bust 24/7?

Guy: Her name is jenessa

Friend: damn I think every guy needs a jenessa 💦

by Jaxxsonn September 16, 2018

Jenas

Someone who fails at many tasks even the simplest of ones.

"Barry you complete jenas i only asked you to go buy milk not a cow!"

by SergioRamos October 19, 2008