Jens

Greatest person alive

Wow he is such a Jens

by MartinVL November 8, 2018

Jennon

A Jennon is a very little man. Although out of school he’s a badman, inside of school he can be bare jokes. Jennon’s are no harm and like to joke around.

What’s that? An ant? A shrimp? No. It’s a Jennon

by That child December 12, 2018

Jens

This name is given to a baby when they are born with a very little penis.

Oh no, look at his penis it is so small! We have to name him Jens now.

by Microbram January 8, 2019

Jensen

A manufacturer of high-quality audio transformers for line and microphone applications. Jensen also owns the rights to the Jensen 990 discrete op-amp, which is commonly used in microphone preamplifiers.

Jensen transformers are the shit.

by Q-29 April 30, 2019

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

Jens

The man... The myth... The lege- nah it's just Jens.

-Dude there's an active school shooter in school!
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.

by playerballman May 14, 2019

Jens

Jens is a boys name, used usually in Scandinavia.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!

He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.

WoW Jens looks really good!

by Seacret admirer June 27, 2019