Jelly Braclet

A small Jelly like braclet that was a fad in the 80's. untill about 4 years ago they were out of style and harmless now a days us kids get punished for wearing them because some skank made up some sexual shit for them to keep all her STD filled guys in order! Then she was stupid enough to tell an adult and the adult told the news crews and they made this whole big deal that we are all haveing sex because of them. P.S im wearing some right now! so Bite me and if you break mine I'll give you a hand job all right ill rip off your testicles! YEAH!!!

You just broke my Jelly Braclet lets have sex.

by Smgrl171 July 26, 2006

jelly bracelets

ok just because alot of people at my school guys included where these braclets it doesn't mean that we have had sex maybe some girls do but it is the sluts way of getting what she wants which is sex.

ME "hey guys you broke my bracelet'
Guy "i know now you have to have sex with me"
Me "no you just owe my 25 cents so i can get more"
Guy "fine i guess you aren't like the other gurls"

by jessica August 24, 2004

jelly bracelets

Bracelets worn on the wrists, usually by middle school students that are related to sex. It is said that its a "new fad among middle school students." It is basically like truth or dare but instead, the game involves wearing colored rubber braceletes, which have various meanings, some sexual. Students break the bracelets off each other and they are supposedely entitled to specific acts, some as innocent as a hug, others sexually explicit. Such as gangbanging each other, fingering, giving head, and fucking each others brains out. It has gone to the point to where middle school campuses are banning jelly bracelets after discovering their meaning! Inside classrooms and hallways, students -- guys and girls -- would grab each other's bracelets, hoping to snap one off. Though there is talk of Web sites providing coldes, the various meanings behind the vracelets apparently are devised by students and have no consistency. One email from a teacher concerning the sixth-grade code stated that a red bracelet stands for a lap dance while a blue one symbolized oral sex. If thats not suprising, the jelly bracelets are a top seller at Claire's at the Paddock Mall. Officials as well as students say the bracelets are mainly a childish game, where the related acts were seldom, or ever, carried out. Who are they kidding?! Haha Of course the students are going to say that and you know as well as I do that officials usually dont know what they are talking about. A interesting stistic I found interesting is that, according to researchers, a recent study shows that 1 in 5 have had sexual intercourse by age 15. Not suprising me, 1 out of 7 girls get pregnant by the same age, 15.

I grabbed this hot bitches bracelet and we fucked each others brains out that night. Not only did I keep her thong as a trophy but I also have the green bracelet.

by Craig Dunn October 16, 2003

Jelly bracelets

These cheap little bracelets that I call gel bracelets but everyone else calls jelly bracelets that a lot of people wear. I guess a bunch of adults freak out and think that teens are stupid enough to automatically fuck whoever breaks off their bracelet, but seriously, we don't really. We're usually just joking around.

I always hug someone if they break a yellow one, though. I like hugs.

At my school, they mean:

Black or red~ Sex. Anything with a penis and a girl, really.
Green~ Hand job
Blue~ Take it up the ass, ho.
Purple~ Make out
Pink~ French kiss/lap dance
Yellow~ Hug
Clear~ Nothing. It's clear, duh.
Any glitter~ Kinky sex.
Glow in the dark~ Make out or screw in a public place, like a closet. (Which is why they glow.)
Gold~ Guy picks
Silver/Gray~ Girl picks

Also, you can kinda twist them together and it looks really cool. If you twist a red and black one together, it's supposed to mean you're not a virgin anymore, and if you have a clear and a pink one, it means you are a virgin, glow in the dark and any glitter one means your kinky... Stuff like that.

I just like how they look

Someone: LOLZ I BROKE OF UR BLACK BRACELET!!!11
Me: Uh. Go get me a new one.
Someone: WONT U HAVE SECKS W/ MEZ?
Me: Err. No.
Someone: LOLZ IM TELLING THE BRACLET POLICE ON U!
Me: ...

Me: I wore my whole collection of jelly bracelets and the guidance counselor asked me if I wanted to talk about something. She was so sure I had an obsession with sex.

by Eli Bear December 12, 2008

Dick Jelly

Petroleum jelly used for masturbation.

My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.

Me: Dude that's sick, I think it's time for you to buy some new dick jelly.

by NickNJF March 14, 2009

You Jelly?

You Jelly? Is a statement used to rhetorically say you jealous? You can also make a comeback on this by saying:"No, I'm jam. This is mostly used by Gamers, and nerds. (Yes there is a difference) Meant to be used on an angry or raging n00b.

Ex: I just bought a keg of beer, you jelly? Ex: Someone is driving a Dodge Charger with hydraulics, headlights, and underglow. This would be a time to say you jelly? if you were driving. Ex: I got my license. You jelly? No, I'm jam. Ex: I just burned down your house and took all your food! You jelly?

by JewishTowelie July 1, 2012

Jelly Bracelets

jelly bracelets: a cute rubbery circular decorating device that is USSUALLY only meant for hanging on the wrist.BUT, some sick adults have turned it against us kids saying stuff like " Oh you know those sick perverted CHILDREN have turned bracelets into sex.yep,they rip those suckers right off and make the person do sexual things to them.whatever happened to good parenting?" okay 1st of all, like the "adult" said, we are only children!we are kids ! 2nd of all, if i wanted to have sex with somebody,i wouldnt go out and spend 5 bucks on 10 braceltets and have somone brake them just to get laid!i am 14, not sexually active, and disgusted by the way perverted adults are turning this so called game into something that a kid supposedly started.none of my friends have ever used them for anything but decoration.I have never used them for anything but decoration. nobody i know does!sick parents had nobody to blame this on so they made up some sex game and put it on teens like me.

blue = oral

by jacque July 3, 2004