A disease.
Common, over 500,000 cases a year.
Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.
Disease can be treated but not cured.
Signs that you have this common disease:
1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.
2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.
3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.
If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Common, over 500,000 cases a year.
Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.
Disease can be treated but not cured.
Signs that you have this common disease:
1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.
2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.
3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.
If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.
Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?
Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?
Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by meknowuuknowme November 24, 2017
when you watch jake paul so much you become as retarded as him, you wont be able to dab on them haters no mo bish
by Ihonestlyhatejakepaul:) September 9, 2017
It's when you get stage 420 cancer and cannot hesitate to not fuck up everyone's life. You turn into the biggest fuccboi in the history of MAN-FUCKING-KIND. Now all you can do is make a YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. Woopsies, you lost 2,000,000, now go roast your own older-brother. You can create a team and fuck it apart. Put "England is my city" in the script. Even though there is a city called England, I'm almost 100% positive that isn't what Pyrocynica-Nick Crompton was talking about.
by Dooby-scoo February 13, 2018
by Jake Paul is mentally retarded November 16, 2017
when you announce you hit a milestone or certain amount of followers but right when you do that you lose followers
by ayeej September 3, 2017
Guy 1: yo dude did you hear the new disstrack on ricegum?
Guy 2: no, but its probably bad cuz rice never takes L's
Guy 1: you should watch it and than speak, its called "asian jake paul"
Guy 2: no, but its probably bad cuz rice never takes L's
Guy 1: you should watch it and than speak, its called "asian jake paul"
by מה קורה נשמה October 13, 2017
by Lonely Girl October 12, 2017