A disease.
Common, over 500,000 cases a year.
Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.
Disease can be treated but not cured.
Signs that you have this common disease:
1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.
2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.
3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.
If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Common, over 500,000 cases a year.
Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.
Disease can be treated but not cured.
Signs that you have this common disease:
1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.
2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.
3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.
If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.
Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?
Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?
Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by meknowuuknowme November 23, 2017
Get the Jake Paul Diseasemug. when you watch jake paul so much you become as retarded as him, you wont be able to dab on them haters no mo bish
by Ihonestlyhatejakepaul:) April 19, 2018
Get the Jake Paul Syndromemug. It's when you get stage 420 cancer and cannot hesitate to not fuck up everyone's life. You turn into the biggest fuccboi in the history of MAN-FUCKING-KIND. Now all you can do is make a YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. Woopsies, you lost 2,000,000, now go roast your own older-brother. You can create a team and fuck it apart. Put "England is my city" in the script. Even though there is a city called England, I'm almost 100% positive that isn't what Pyrocynica-Nick Crompton was talking about.
by Dooby-scoo February 15, 2018
Get the Jake Paul Illnessmug. by Jake Paul is mentally retarded November 16, 2017
Get the jake paul fanmug. when you announce you hit a milestone or certain amount of followers but right when you do that you lose followers
by ayeej September 3, 2017
Get the did a jake paulmug. Guy 1: yo dude did you hear the new disstrack on ricegum?
Guy 2: no, but its probably bad cuz rice never takes L's
Guy 1: you should watch it and than speak, its called "asian jake paul"
Guy 2: no, but its probably bad cuz rice never takes L's
Guy 1: you should watch it and than speak, its called "asian jake paul"
by מה קורה נשמה October 12, 2017
Get the Asian Jake Paulmug. by Lonely Girl October 14, 2017
Get the Asian Jake Paulmug.