Ivan

He gets A* in every subject. He takes 3 sciences and is in YCIS year 10

Omg its Ivan, his cock is showing out

by Goser June 13, 2022

Ivan

A sexy, smart, and sweet guy who enjoys a niche outdoor activity. However, fears commitment.

Girl: Omg. He’s so cute!!
Friend: Be careful with that one. He’s an Ivan.

by Frogssss November 6, 2022

Ivan Boseky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.

Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".

by QuacksO January 27, 2022

Ivan

Weird dude that likes to finger his butt. Hates Closer by the Chainsmokers

Hey Ivan, you should listen to Closer by the Chainsmokers.

Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*

by Iamivanagu November 21, 2021

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

ivan silva

term to use if someone is gay ASFFFFFFFF

That sam kid is kinda gay he might be ivan silva.

by sam silva May 3, 2023

Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.

I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.

by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021