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Instagram

A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into sererely depressed individuals who will eventually make the decision to CTB because they don't have a good life that's as exciting as the famous people on there.
Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.

*Eric opens instagram*

*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*

Eric: oh shit

*Eric continues to scroll*

*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*

*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*

Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.

*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
by Al_000 April 20, 2024
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instagram comments

Synonym for hell on earth. It is a place where nothing is safe. Some comments may cause disgust in the viewer. No mercy is allowed and you will get calles the n-word more times than you can count.
Person 1: "Did you see these instagram comments on this disabled child's post?"
Person 2: "No, what did they say?"
Person 1: "Bro looks like Quagmire 💀", "nigga is built like Crimson chin" , "Retigga", " Giggity ahh face".
by Yothou12 April 28, 2024
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Instagram

instagram makes me feel pressured, objectified and the images portrayed are unrealistic.

my top 3 words to describe instagram
by sillysamuel May 2, 2024
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Instagram reels

Go to site for misinformation, logical fallacies, conspiracies, conclusions drawn from speculation and baseless premises, outright racist and extremist bullshit and is pretty much the deepest, most densely packed collection of the dumbest beings in the observable universe, scientists are still quantifying as to how a black hole hasn’t formed yet.
*science man opens Instagram reels* *dies*
by Daniel De Ferrdo May 25, 2024
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Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."
by flz_5848 October 17, 2024
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Instagram com

a group of no life people who ban instagram accounts and make edits of them

most noted no life instagram banners:
swatnfo
brand
hxnt

there are also ban teams (people who ban one person then flex the ban in the team)
Brad did you get your instagram account banned?
brad: Yes these group of people banned my account and sent pictures of it in instagram com
by c7zr February 17, 2026
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Instagramp

1. Someone who proves they are old by unironically admitting they are not on social media

2. When you meet a kid you didn’t know you had, and they immediately introduce you to their child
I got Instagramped by my girlfriend when I admitted that I couldn’t watch the video she texted me.
by Hugh Lee Gann March 20, 2026
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