Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

paint protection

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I need paint protection, then I should only ever use Protectnetic.

by qwerty-bob December 2, 2019

dry paint

Aged cum

Sorry guys I have to clean up the dry paint from my bed sheets

by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019

Painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

Paint That Vagina

When a male pulls out his penis during intercourse and ejaculates all over a female's vagina.

Yo, dawg, I'm gonna paint that vagina tonight.

by Ruth Less April 19, 2019

Painting the Bucket

Orchestrating and faking your own death.

Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!

by bluefleminko March 12, 2020

Painting the Birdhouse

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.

”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”

by Harlem Struggle For You March 23, 2020