Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Moviemug. Having a wedgie.
by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015
Get the I have a goat in my garden.mug. A person who is full of life and very optimistic: he always sees the bright side of life, especially the END of the tunnel.
by Bruhbruhbruhbruh69420 October 19, 2020
Get the I have no will to live anymoremug. a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!
guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.
guy 1: i have witnesses!
guy 2: your crazy
guy 1: no im not!
guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.
guy 1: i have witnesses!
guy 2: your crazy
guy 1: no im not!
guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
Get the i have witnessesmug. by Gmaxable October 4, 2025
Get the I don’t have a bombmug. kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok
by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021
Get the i have a huge bickmug. 