The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.
by Among us nft April 20, 2022
Get the John Howardmug. There is no definition. He can not be defined.
Dude #1: Dude why did you make a urban dictionary definition for me?
Dude #2: I just felt like it.
Dude #1: Wow you just pulled a howard kim.
Dude #2: I just felt like it.
Dude #1: Wow you just pulled a howard kim.
by mrtunaguy December 14, 2013
Get the howard kimmug. Coolest guy you will ever meet a cheerleader who can tumble everywhere amazing people with his back tucks.
by user 38 June 19, 2022
Get the Hudson Howardmug. “Paul Howard” - the most unremarkable and a subhuman subspecies of the Howards and usually caught at night on trail cam performing beastiality on white tail deer.
The subhuman Paul Howard’s can be identified easily by their slowed speech, irregular cranium shape and a under developed penis that resembles a small tootsie roll, amazingly this tiny appendage is black no matter skin color.
The first example studied by Harvard professors was in 1846 and was found at the Barnum and Bailey Circus as a side show for a 5 cent piece.….amazingly the sub creature has continued to regress in all aspects
Take the tootsie roll shaped penis, as disgusting as this sounds it has regressed from 81 mm (3.18”) in 1846 down toe 54 mm (2.12”) in the last study dated August 18 2007. The penis now resembles a tootsie roll that was left in someone’s pocket in the dryer. Cranial size continues to grow in a malformed manner while the sub cortex and medulla oblongata have withered away baffling the worlds greatest minds to ask “how could such a beast procreate or even remember how to walk?
The subhuman Paul Howard’s can be identified easily by their slowed speech, irregular cranium shape and a under developed penis that resembles a small tootsie roll, amazingly this tiny appendage is black no matter skin color.
The first example studied by Harvard professors was in 1846 and was found at the Barnum and Bailey Circus as a side show for a 5 cent piece.….amazingly the sub creature has continued to regress in all aspects
Take the tootsie roll shaped penis, as disgusting as this sounds it has regressed from 81 mm (3.18”) in 1846 down toe 54 mm (2.12”) in the last study dated August 18 2007. The penis now resembles a tootsie roll that was left in someone’s pocket in the dryer. Cranial size continues to grow in a malformed manner while the sub cortex and medulla oblongata have withered away baffling the worlds greatest minds to ask “how could such a beast procreate or even remember how to walk?
by Lagniappe November 5, 2021
Get the Howardmug. by actuallysmartinnit March 11, 2021
Get the Ben howardmug. by Westansue December 3, 2018
Get the Sue Howardmug. John Howard was an Australian prime minster who went missing after a swim. A theory is he’s swam to Hawaii and that’s why ScoMo went there. Pulling a Howard is another term for fucking off during a bad time.
by Queenduckie4273 April 26, 2020
Get the Pulled a Howardmug.