cum hose

Slang for a man's penis.

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025

Hose dragged

When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.

Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?

by Axeman51 September 26, 2018

Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

Hosed FN

Similar to Green FN in NBA 2k but for MLB the show when you perfect a throw from the outfield and "hose" the runner. Also applies to real life when an outfielder makes an incredible throw to "hose" the runner. Stands for "Hosed Fuck N*gga"

Player 1: *Tags up second on fly ball*

Player 2:*Perfect throw gets him*

Player 2: Hosed FN

by Duck7867u547 October 21, 2025

cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025

hose made

misspelling of “hoes mad”

lala: “when you come across a car obsessed, quirky, bi, alt girl(she’s the most performative female you’ve ever met and just likes male attention”
comment section
laney: “wait. you??”
lala: “girl get out of my comments not knowing how to spell😂😂”
laney: “i can’t believe ur actually that slow that’s insane LMAO”
lala: “hose made”

by taco blanket with cheese August 10, 2025

Thirst hose

Penis.

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.

by Music Club December 13, 2018