horn colic

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

gape horn

not to be confused with "gay porn" this word means um. idk.

example:

guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

by asjhgfgui September 26, 2023

Horn Enthusiast

A person that collects air horns for historical purposes and because of their musical chords. Train horns are their most common usage, and they typically use them in the woods away from people. Their horns are typically restricted to lower air pressures to sound more pleasant and to not disturb people in the distance. Many horn enthusiasts are musicians and or simply historical buffs. Despite their more careful cause, they are often not well respected by the general public and are labelled as hornblasters, another group of people that largely intends to scare people with their horns.

Yeah, Bob says he's a horn enthusiast. Although a few people on the block think he's a just an ole' hick hornblaster and have called the cops on him when he had a horn on top of his truck. He has something like twelve different horns in his garage, but I've only heard his horns faintly deep within the forest miles away. As long as he doesn't come fucking blaring down the block with one of them, I'm not concerned.

by SubmarineCock August 28, 2016

flute horn

When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.

Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!

by Pink Fish December 10, 2018

shawn horne

a short guy with the fattest juiciest ass ever hes got a chubby bussy that looks like two soaking hotdog buns

i want to rape shawn horne bussy so bad today

by Yy89-y89-yg November 29, 2021

death horn

The feeling of arousal, or an urge to procreate, that you might get when you are so sick you think you might die.

I was lying in bed with man flu and was overwhelmed by the death horn.

by Hatcat October 12, 2016

Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.

P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023