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horn colic

an involuntary erection.
It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.
by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003
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gape horn

example:

guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
by asjhgfgui September 26, 2023
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Douche Horn

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
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bumping horns

Okay, well, I heard Ronnie Sullivan and Jeremy Reynolds were bumping horns like two rhinos at the Summer Market.
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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horn sausage

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately
He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman
by Weetyswip August 11, 2015
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Horn Enthusiast

A person that collects air horns for historical purposes and because of their musical chords. Train horns are their most common usage, and they typically use them in the woods away from people. Their horns are typically restricted to lower air pressures to sound more pleasant and to not disturb people in the distance. Many horn enthusiasts are musicians and or simply historical buffs. Despite their more careful cause, they are often not well respected by the general public and are labelled as hornblasters, another group of people that largely intends to scare people with their horns.
Yeah, Bob says he's a horn enthusiast. Although a few people on the block think he's a just an ole' hick hornblaster and have called the cops on him when he had a horn on top of his truck. He has something like twelve different horns in his garage, but I've only heard his horns faintly deep within the forest miles away. As long as he doesn't come fucking blaring down the block with one of them, I'm not concerned.
by SubmarineCock August 28, 2016
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shawn horne

a short guy with the fattest juiciest ass ever hes got a chubby bussy that looks like two soaking hotdog buns
i want to rape shawn horne bussy so bad today
by Yy89-y89-yg November 29, 2021
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