A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.
Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!
Vee: (gay breathing)
Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.
Vee: (gay breathing)
Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.
by KokiHiro January 25, 2023
The perfect word to describe the most perfect gay man.
David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.
‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.
David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.
‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.
You’re such a prehistoric homosexual, David Walker. I’m loving those shoes you crafted from the bones of a stegosaurs and the bra you made from leaves.
by DDR HOE March 19, 2022
A sex move that is performed on the same sex. It is when you stick a coconut it the anus, a pineapple in the mouth, and fondle with their sexual organ.
Dude I was drunk at a gay bar and someone performed a Hawaii homosexuality on me, I still taste the pineapple.
by That Fiftieth Guy February 11, 2017
A character trope where a fictional character, who usually does not show any signs of homosexuality, becomes attracted to a person of the same gender with harmful intent, to either kill them or their innocence. They visualize their target as a concept, an aesthetic, not as a real person. This makes them obsessive characters. Some may have an idea of Ultra-Romanticism, romanticizing death if they are unable to be with the person they "love".
The term was coined by the youtuber orwxll, in his video titled "Riz: The Aschenbachian Homosexual" he talks about how the character Riz from the japanese series Beastars, is an aschenbachian homosexual and the origin of the term: Aschenbach is a character from the book Death in Venice, where he develops feelings for a young boy due to his "aesthetic", Whether or not Aschenbach was homosexual is highly debatable. Nonetheless, the concept of an aschenbachian homosexual is very harmful to the LGBTQ movement. It endorses the idea that LGBTQ folk are pedophiles or murderers, which is not true. Pedophilia is not a sexual orientation, it is a mental illness.
The term was coined by the youtuber orwxll, in his video titled "Riz: The Aschenbachian Homosexual" he talks about how the character Riz from the japanese series Beastars, is an aschenbachian homosexual and the origin of the term: Aschenbach is a character from the book Death in Venice, where he develops feelings for a young boy due to his "aesthetic", Whether or not Aschenbach was homosexual is highly debatable. Nonetheless, the concept of an aschenbachian homosexual is very harmful to the LGBTQ movement. It endorses the idea that LGBTQ folk are pedophiles or murderers, which is not true. Pedophilia is not a sexual orientation, it is a mental illness.
by RandomNobody111 July 31, 2021
When two healers or support characters heal each other and do nothing else while being attacked by a flanker or diver in a video game, usually to avoid death until the DPS or rest of the team kill the player attacking them.
(In Marvel Rivals): Wow, every time the Venom dives at the support, they just do homosexual healing. And they’re running 3 strategists too, smh.
(In Overwatch Skirmish): Look at these two Mercy’s just healing themselves all day. Just doing that homosexual healing.
(In Overwatch Skirmish): Look at these two Mercy’s just healing themselves all day. Just doing that homosexual healing.
by KanraStar February 07, 2025
my friend who was a dry homosexual, hopped in to the shower and once they came out turned into a wet homosexual.
by sofasodapop July 02, 2022