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my homosexual romance 

Fag band with lead singer Gerard Gay and other fag band mates that sing about fag emo bullshit. Whiny ass annoying shit.
emo kid 1: omg i got the new My Homosexual Romance cd

emo kid 2: dude awesome. lets go listen to it and masterbate to Gerard Gay's annoying ass voice and then slit our wrists and lick eachother's blood.

emo kid 1: holla.

Incestuous Homosexual Intercourse 

Having vigorous sex with ones own brother if you are a male or if female having sex with your sister.
Today we will be discussing Incestuous Homosexual Intercourse.

ur uncle homosexual 

utter such a phrase at the risk of the victim, it will rip them from existence itself, and there shall forever be a hole in the fabric of reality where they once stood.
Jack: ur mom gay
Tyrone: ur granny tranny
Jack: ur uncle homosexual

*fabric of reality shifts as Tyrone is engulfed by the empty V O I D*
ur uncle homosexual by Lt. Lemon March 18, 2018

Falming homosexual 

the most flamboyant and outrageous a homosexual person can be. Not to be confused with flaming.
"Tom you are a falming homosexual."

Effluently Homosexual 

Being a sassy-type gay person, causing homo-phobics and other people to label you as such. Not necessarily a bad thing, but it's usually used in a manner of hate and disapproval.
1) That kid is so effluently homosexual... He struts around school like he wants people to know he's gay.

2) Person #1: What a flamer...

Person #2: I know! He's so Effluently Homosexual!

biromantic homosexual 

A person who finds romantic urges towards both men and women but only find sexual interests in the opposite gender. He or she will enjoy going on dates, hugging, cuddling, buying stuff for their other, and possibly kissing, but they can only be aroused in sexual intercourse with the opposite gender.
John: do you like boys or girls?
Jane: both
John: so you're bisexual?
Jane: no, I'm biromantic homosexual

Canadian Homosexual

It's usually this thing from Canada that likes the opposite gender. Instead of regular Maple Syrup they love to "jazz it up." They actually pronounce words instead of saying "aboot" they say "About." They usually spend long hours on the computer and talk bad about Canada knowing it's a good country.
"Hey did you hur aboot Brad?"
"Yeah he's a Canadian Humusexual"
"Eh? How. "
"He believes the broon leaf in Canada should have the culor of a rainbuw"
"Mun, that's foked up"
-One American Prick
"I think you mean Canadian Homosexual."
Canadian Homosexual by TheBlackLol November 28, 2012