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Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).
These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.
by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020
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butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.
I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄
by buttholehours July 10, 2022
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Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.
Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.
by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019
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Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes
I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes
by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012
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Insomnia Hour

An hour at night where, once reached, would end up for you being better off staying awake for the rest of the night than to fall asleep past that given time. Generally is 4:00 A.M.
Oh, it seems I've reached my insomnia hour, may aswell stay awake all night at this point.
by ⬆⬅⬊⬊⬆⬅⬅ January 16, 2018
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top of the hour

The beginning of the hour or when a new hour starts. (1:00, 2:00, 3:00)
Hasan: Ad break at the top of the hour!

Chat: *revolts*
by Cowman. September 23, 2023
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route hour

Usually a time of night where you text all your hoes (bootycall hours); to make your rounds; daily route
Liquidasia told her best-bish Aquanasia not to let that dusty boy DayDay call her during route hours!
by Starr5 January 28, 2014
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