Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

Masterpiece Hours

The time period of which two good friends waste exuberant amount of time in Dota 2, time that which could otherwise be spent producing masterpiece levels of art and or other accomplishments.

Hey John, are you ready for our Masterpiece Hours? I'm really excited to spend an hour in a game of Dota 2 that we go on to lose.

by Jdot1998 February 27, 2023

40 hours

The amount of time you are supposed to practice in a day.

Go practice! You haven't practiced 40 hours today!

by NekiNeko May 6, 2023

Goblin Hours

1. When one is in Goblin Mode, feeling slightly silly, goofy and/or mischievous

2. The latest release from pop sensation BILMURI

"oh there goes Jerry committing arson again" "idk man he said "goblin hours" stripped naked, and started burning stuff"

"hey have you listened to the new BILMURI album GOBLIN HOURS and picked up merch from their store yet?"

by McScrumpy May 12, 2023

top of the hour

The beginning of the hour or when a new hour starts. (1:00, 2:00, 3:00)

Hasan: Ad break at the top of the hour!

Chat: *revolts*

by Cowman. September 23, 2023

Dolly Hours

When you are working 9 to 5. Just like Dolly.

Mate: You know what hours you’re doing?
Me: I’m doing Dolly Hours this week.

by Oi Oi Saveloy January 14, 2020

Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020