raging trojan helmet

the putting of the nut sack onto the top of anothers head, letting the balls droop down to the nose. This makes it look like a trojan's helmet with the nose piece.

The girl was insulted when the man decided to give her a raging trojan helmet.

by Dan McKenna September 11, 2005

Helmet Chedder

The build up of a white, cheese-like substance under your bell end. Often suffered towards the end of a rock festival weekend.

'There was no way I was trying to pull on Sunday night, not with my helmet chedder.'

by richard piper July 1, 2004

helmed

Feeling embarassed, humiliated, belittled, criticized, scrutinized and cut down to the size of absolutely nothing due to the actions of another person.

An example of being helmed is when someone, possibly a co-worker, goes above and beyond to make you and everyone else aware of your mistakes or mishaps.

by Tired of being Helmed April 10, 2011

hellsweep

Tekken jargon for an unseeable low attack that most people call unga bunga. Only Kazuya, heihachi and Jin/Devil Jin has access to it. Even worse in green ranks.

random player: "hey bro can you stop fucking hellsweeping me, it's so unga bunga.
mishima player: "haha no :)"

by leroy smiff May 6, 2020

Bear Helmet

1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.

Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!

by Richard Goad May 13, 2005

Purple helmet head

The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.

"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."

by Doctor myDongLong October 22, 2008

pedo helmet

Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.

Parent 1: Hey Margaret, that guy in the pedo helmet is standing next to your son and seems to be digging around in his pocket for change.

Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.

by alcoholic_crow December 16, 2011