The most lively spot Upper Manhattan has to offer. The residents themselves don't even know half the people wandering in searching for some company that has been stripped away thanks to the Chinavirus. Hundreds of college kids come and go, but only a select few can break into the inner circle. They accept applications every pandemic, but it's more competitive than NYU Medical School.
Hey Billy, I applied to be a part of the Heights House, but they blindsided me with a difficulty level 1000 Boss Mode question, "name every person who lives full time in the Heights House." How the hell would I know? I've seen at least 69 people in the past 30 minutes searching for free booze.
by oatmealsizzle February 07, 2021
Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022
A neighborhood in the borough of Queens, New York. A lot of races converge here, hispanics, Indians, white people, etc. The food is awesome, although the subway isn't always that good. It's not too expensive to live here, and almost anyone can fit in, just don't be a bitch and you'll find yourself nicely around this neighborhood. It's quite busy in the afternoons, and sometimes late night, but you'll get used to it.
person 1. Hey, did you see that guy? He lives in Jackson Heights.
person 2. Damn man, I've always wanted to live there. I heard its very nice and diverse!
person 2. Damn man, I've always wanted to live there. I heard its very nice and diverse!
by JustYourFootballFan January 05, 2024
This is invoked mid-game in any competition when someone wants to cheat by changing the rules of the game.
Jeff K called Hacienda Heights Rules during the dodgeball game so that his team could add an additional player.
by SoPasDude July 01, 2023
A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.
Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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