Handjob

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.

Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.

by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022

Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.

My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.

by Agha cos kesh August 29, 2018

Bacon handjob

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

Inverse Handjob

(N) Instead of sitting on your hand to make it feel like someone else is giving u a handjob sit on your dick so it feels like your giving someone else a handjob

Man I gave myself the best Inverse Handjob last night.

by A_Random_Man June 20, 2017

Jimmy Handjob

The act of masturbating to comical movies

Last night I caught my roommate pulling a Jimmy Handjob to Animal House.

by Mcfizzletodetizzle November 11, 2013

Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 05, 2018

Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)

He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.

by DWBB February 05, 2018