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Spooky Handjob

When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.
Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.
by J church February 29, 2024
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Handjob

A act of luka grappling your penis and jerking it of to the point of cumming.
I loved getting my handjob of luka
by handjoblover69 June 18, 2022
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handjob

A job you do with your hands
The hot guy just got a handjob!
by 87r&U]|X7\9jB`y_8Vj June 14, 2025
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Handjob

The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man’s penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Gabby and her boyfriend, Dj went camping together near a lake by themselves. Gabby and Dj were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Gabby placed her hand on Dj’s pants and start undressing him. Dj was grinning and got a boner. Gabby started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Dj cummed on Gabby’s shirt.
by Dickyiuh April 5, 2023
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Battle Creek handjob

A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole
yeah I got me a Battle Creek handjob behind the bowling alley
by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025
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Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.
Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.
by Dan5 April 25, 2025
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Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.
by DWBB February 5, 2018
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