ginger hammer

Referring to a red haired man's penis. The cock of any man that could be referenced by the name Ginger.

Willy is about to drop his pants put the ginger hammer on her.

by Dash Riprock99 March 3, 2016

poop hammer

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

by metro anthony November 3, 2005

Alaskan Crab Hammer

to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.

yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

by hatecrew March 9, 2010

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

Hammer Hands

1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)

Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

hammerberg

sounds like hamburger but doesn't taste like one

hey its mr hammerberg, i wonder what he's cookin?!

by sydalid February 20, 2009

Hammer out a Nightstick

Taking a long solid shit. Should usually be long enough to touch the water in the toilet before breaking off from the balloon knot.

Barry: Yo man, you almost ready to go?
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick

by CB Creepers September 4, 2011