Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

Hamburger Pants

A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.

Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Hamburger with the lot

Commonlly known as a sexually transmitted disease

I fucked a girl the other night and I think I got a hamburger with the lot

by Jamesvas September 6, 2018

Hamburg

Hamburg is the classiest way to order a burger in the hood. The technique is letting the beef cook for less than a second so edges are slightly brown and the inside has the consistency of beef tar tar.

HEY YO RELL I SEE YOU DROPPING THEM THANGS LET ME GET A HAMBURG FO REAL!!

by Toastedwheatroll April 10, 2020

hamburger priest

A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ

Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

Hamburger

Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying

You wanna go to the beach rn?
Yo, hamburger!!! I was just thinking about that

Me and Gina are just always hamburger like I bet she can finish my sente…

by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023