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Howard

A boy who likes to talk to other girls at a party instead of his girlfriend he hugs every girl at a party instead of his own and is a hypocrite
Howard is someone who is

interested in other girls
by Unknown8743790855 July 15, 2019
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Howard Carr

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.
Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!
by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025
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Howard

Howard is funny
by Glitch- dog November 9, 2022
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Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.
Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
by That Friend November 19, 2017
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Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com
Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"
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Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
by acxi January 25, 2019
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Audrey Howard

Hot, beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, sexy, big butt, rich.
Audrey Howard has a fatty!”
by Gyattrizzlersigmaboy February 10, 2025
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