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horn colic

an involuntary erection.
It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.
by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003
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gape horn

example:

guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
by asjhgfgui September 26, 2023
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Horn Store

The act of sticking a brass mouthpiece in the anus and playing the person like a trumpet
Damn, James is gonna let me horn store them later
by Tom Pette January 13, 2022
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Douche Horn

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
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shawn horne

a short guy with the fattest juiciest ass ever hes got a chubby bussy that looks like two soaking hotdog buns
i want to rape shawn horne bussy so bad today
by Yy89-y89-yg November 29, 2021
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flute horn

When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.
Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!
by Pink Fish December 10, 2018
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