horn colic

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

gape horn

not to be confused with "gay porn" this word means um. idk.

example:

guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

by asjhgfgui September 26, 2023

Horn Race

(n, idiom) Two or more motorists honk their horns as long and loud as possible.

Jeremy Clarkson: Okay, fine. You want to have a horn race? Ready, steady...(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNK) Now THAT'S a horn!
James May: And it got us thrown out.

by daz14lpa February 16, 2021

connor horne

The apotheosis of sexiness a deity of sex a true chad hit him up ladies 603-513-9827

connor horne is so hot

by Connor is hot September 30, 2019

Cool horn

Another name for a saxophone, when you can't remember the word "saxophone"

"What's the name of that song that's got the repeating line from the cool horn on the chorus?"
"Oh, Baker Street"
"Yeah, fuck that song"

by Step pepper January 14, 2015

Gub Horn

When you get a gub and its a sad horn

Person 1: Bro i just got a gub
Person 2: *Gub Horn*

by somedudeinthebackrooms September 16, 2023

Tyler Horne

1. A man who has an unusually high amount of Zest yet still claims he is not gay/ An overwhelming amount of zest.
2. Releasing a lethal amount of cringe

Person 1: Bro that's so ohio bro, only in ohio lmao.
Person 2: Mf you not Tyler Horne

by floorboardreal May 18, 2023