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harry hoofter

Derogative term for a male homosexual. An example of rhyming slang; the source of this phrase is poofter.
Stop checkin out ma erse, ya harry hoofter!
by Chad4051 November 5, 2005
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hookering

the act of actually being a hooker in public or performing multiple sexual favors to multiple persons
I heard Susie was out hookering one night and she let someone give her a dirt sanchez
by penisinyourmouth March 6, 2005
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Hookernaut

The hooker of all hookers. This scandalous scrunt may be in a serious relationship while mindfucking her boytoy on the side as well as bonking random men in weekly intervals.
Oh shit, is that the Hookernaut? Nancy?
by darrenjb March 2, 2007
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hooker poop

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.
Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.
by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009
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School Gate Hooker

A female parent who turns up to collect their offspring, or to school functions, wearing clothing and/or make up more sutible to work a shift in a brothel/as a streetwalker, than being round children.
It is to be presumed the intention of this is to atract attention, either from male partents, or teenage boys, to try and make themselves appear more attractive than the other females present. Often looking citoreinextremis.
Hallmarks of the school gate hooker are: high heeled thigh boots; micro mini skirts (esp if in P.V.C or leather); long, non child friendly finger nails, painted in 'hooker red'; unsuitable jewellry/accesories; over exposed clevage/breasts; trashy make up; smoking in inapropriate places.

Often school gate hookers behave in an overly flirty manner, sometimes inaproptiatly with adolecent boys, and are later heard bragging about how how the recipitant was 'all over them'; 'couldnt take their eyes off them'; 'will be masturbating later, with them in mind'
She was hated by the other mothers, avoided by all but the sadest single fathers and embaressed her own offspring, but the school gate hooker still spent as long getting dressed up to do the school run as she would for, yet another, diasterous date.

She make an quite an impession at the school xmas play, in fact quite a few of the other parents asked the school gate hooker if she had just come from/was going straight to work after the performance, and she never once realised they were making fun of her, being more concerned with the attention she was recieving.

Despite spending 45 minutes in preperation for her entrance, and blantently waving her latest model mobile phone about, the school gate hooker had no friends, was habitually single and was laughed at by the teenage boys she was so desperatly trying to impress.
by snaketattoo13 February 18, 2011
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Hooker Punch

A delibetrate punch in the ass at the right angle such as to cause a charlie horse.
My whore friend Lacy hooker punched me now I have a limp.
by Cyle Dean October 4, 2006
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Hooters

Everybody knows nobody goes to Hooters for the wings!!!!
John went to hooters for the wings because he likes the breasts
by sqwauklikeachicken March 7, 2005
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