fake holiday

A fake holiday is a holiday you celebrate with your closest friends, rather than with your selfish family.

I hate christmas, I wish we had a fake holiday we could replace it with.

by badboiclurb October 9, 2014

Barchie National Holiday

July 4 is 80 days since 4x17 was released. 80 has 8 in it. if you take away the 0 and put a 1 in front of it it becomes 18. archie proposed to betty and she told him to ask her again when they’re 18. they’re 18. all of this = a national holiday. the fourth of barchie.

Barchie National Holiday is July 4

by Katiebritt1234 July 4, 2020

A 3rd grader at summer holiday

This is the type of kid whos becoming more and more of s normal person but is cringey idiot of a human being. Though there are rare outliers most are bad. Still though some of these people are actually good people. And if you wanna judge just by age than ur a loser you get me. Theyre mostly bad but npt all are. They also have a love for inappropriate shit they will change and become a 4th grader by the time theyre summer holiday finishes.

Person A hello im a 3rd grader but im at summer vacation! So when i finish summer i will become in 4th grade.

Person B oh your just some cringey screaming idiot who likes to be inappropriate
Person C dude not all of them are like that some of them are even pretty good
Person D shes a 9 but she will turn 10 next weekend 😏

Meaning of the phrase “a 3rd grader at summer holiday”

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023

maldivian holiday

(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.

chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.

by Dr Farnsbarn March 17, 2011

Holiday

Small faded spots in tattoos, either due to scabs or scar tissue, or lack of ink coverage.

The piece looks good, but there's still a few holidays that need filling in.

by Megan Keith October 18, 2008

Holiday Beard

A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.

Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.

by XaurreauX December 21, 2008

Roman Holiday

A holiday from any actions dissaproved of by the catholic and church such as homosexual actions, polygamy, premarital sex, drugs.

My job is so strict and my parents trying to marry me off to some stuck up woman and refuse to acknowledge that I may want to marry a man or not ever get married. I just need a Roman holiday to blow of some steam with no repercussions

by Schwiftysanchez December 30, 2018