West ham

1.) A neighborhood in East London, England

2.) West Ham United, a football team with an intensely loyal following despite them never winning a damn thing year after year

by Poopy McCallister III Esq. July 30, 2003

Amy Ham

A female character from the independat film "Stonegate: From 90 to 91"

Amy Ham was the one who looked like the character Samuel. Though sexy, hot and desired by many in the movie, Amy wore a chastity belt to avoid the "Alabama dongs."

"Sharon, drop your pants and quit being an Amy Ham."

Hey dude, did ya score?
No, I got hammed.

by Sammy Patrick January 15, 2005

ham flap

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.

Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.

by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006

English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.

Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.

by Sir. James April 01, 2006

Ham Hogging

When your homeboy is doing more than just cartwheels on that shit

My boy Kyle was constantly Ham Hogging me during that uno game

by Mrfatcakes May 27, 2023

Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

by stare November 06, 2011

ham picnic

When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.

After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.

by Big Papa 19 April 25, 2017