Gronk

James Couper

The man over there is a gronk

by thewogboy99 November 18, 2018

Gronkus

A person that is acting stupid or irrational. This word is used as a insult but mainly amongst friends...

Ellis: Bro, it was a joke your such a Gronkus!

Whinnie The Pooh: Nah fam your just a waistman!

by Hairless child November 18, 2018

Gronk

Fucked in the head

Person 1: ur a fucken gronk

Person 2: Whats that?
Person 1: Donald trump

by Gayest_bitch December 9, 2018

Gronk

Verb. To destroy a malfunctioning electronic device by violently slamming it into the ground in a manner similar to the way New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dropped a football when he scores a touchdown.

Man, this stupid smart phone doesn't work ever; it's about time I gronk it and get me a new one.!

by JoeBlake420 December 11, 2018

Gronk

Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation

"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"

by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018

Gronk

Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation

"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"

by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018

Goink

Everyone else's definition of Goink is either racist or just total total garbage. Goink is the sound you make when you walk up and take something from someone in a fun and or jovial way. Example. Someone is eating their happy meal, you walk up behind them, reach for a fry and as you take said fry you say "Goink". Past tense = Gank.

I walked up to Lisa slowly, and then Goink, I stole her pen and ran off.

by RulerOfNoOne January 10, 2019