The Great Penis

The almighty figure of the belief system Conceptual Peniosity, and a rough influence on Wangertonialism

Holden: Caulfield, please don't anger The Great Penis, or you will suffer his sticky wrath.
Caulfield: Oh my Penis, I'm so very sorry

by Meathammer and Thongbreaker April 9, 2009

The Great Gatsby

A sexual position in which one reaches out and misses.

Tom: Hey Daisy, how was your date last night?

Daisy: It was over as soon as he tried to do The Great Gatsby.

by F. Scott Fitzgerald III February 17, 2010

great wall of china

A group of asian tourists blocking the entire pathway.

I had to walk in the street because there was a great wall of china on the sidewalk

by hoi December 11, 2004

great teacher onizuka

The teacher I would like to be.

Where do I pass the Furyo/Yankee exam?

by Shiro July 10, 2003

The Great Milenko

a true legend and cherished member on message boards everywhere.

I sure love reading and posting on these message boards. Maybe one day, just maybe, I'll reach The Great Milenko status.

by Mr Pimp Daddy September 5, 2008

The Great American Challenge

The largest dildo known to mankind. It averages approx. 14 inches long and is from 2 1/4 to 2 3/4 inches around.

Did you hear about Debbie?

No what happened?

She was killed after using The Great American Challenge.

by Zompie July 8, 2009

Greetings

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.

Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004