Sour Grapes

In the old fable by Aesop, a hungry fox noticed a bunch of juicy grapes hanging from a vine. After several failed attempts to reach the grapes, the fox gave up and insisted that he didn't want them anyway because they were probably sour.

Making several attempts to get a girl you want, getting rejected by that girl, then you realizing somewhere down the line that you dont want her because shes probably sour

"I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes" -Milo Aukerman

by buttfuckatude January 9, 2012

grapes of wrath

A cluster of hemmroids petruding out of the swollen and streched out star of brown.

George Brett's grapes of wrath were so out of control he needed his vineyards lanced.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

it's all grapes

it is like 'it's all gravy' but it's not! really it just means that everything is all cool.

Matt: Dude! I just wrecked my car! :(

Dan: No worries man... It's all grapes!

by CCCC CCA March 20, 2005

gentlemen's grapes

haemorrhoids; anal buttons; veins that have popped out of one's arse due to poor hygeine/diet.

I have a special cushion to ease the pain from my gentlemen's grapes.

by springy April 26, 2005

Grape Soda

A fizzy beverage that is Grape Flavored

Person 1: What are you drinking?
Person 2: Grape Soda

by TollyAG May 7, 2020

Grape Dick

A tiny weiner the size of a grape. normally blonde hair people have

kevin has a grape dick

by snakecage September 19, 2012

grape shit

The effects of drinking too much grape juice. Your shit turns green.

I drank too much grape juice and now my poop is green. It's grape shit.

by Boston BAUER October 21, 2008