Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
by bawss nigga October 31, 2011
A silly old Eastern-Indian slang for a person who annoys their siblings like a Monkey and generally it is the younger sibling who annoys the older one and hence the prefix is immaturely stated as 'Goo' defining childish and often juvenile.
by ponkoj_kakoti March 16, 2010
A yellowish-white secretion orginating from the scrotum of a four foot tall, middle-aged, chinese american, whose wife looks like Lance Armstrong.
by Boofaman March 26, 2010
Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!
-or-
Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.
-or-
Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.
by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th October 31, 2003
A hair gel commonly used by grandpas. Often their grandsons comment on how good their hair looks. It is often sold in jars with Ed Crankshaft's picture on them. He has been known to use it.
Nelson: (let's out a big wolf whistle) Whoah, boy! You're getting all gussied up. What's going on?
Ed: I'm fixing my hair. I'm going bowling with a bunch of the bus drivers. You know, your Uncle Rudy and your Aunt Lena and all them.
Nelson: Wow! What's that stuff all in your hair?
Ed: (starts laughing) That's my Grandpa Goo. Hey, wanna come with me? The gang's gonna flip when you use this.
Nelson: Nice! (bends his head down) Let's massage this into my mop!
Ed: (growling) That's the ticket! No grandpa is complete without a good hairdo. All you need is some Grandpa Goo!
Ed: I'm fixing my hair. I'm going bowling with a bunch of the bus drivers. You know, your Uncle Rudy and your Aunt Lena and all them.
Nelson: Wow! What's that stuff all in your hair?
Ed: (starts laughing) That's my Grandpa Goo. Hey, wanna come with me? The gang's gonna flip when you use this.
Nelson: Nice! (bends his head down) Let's massage this into my mop!
Ed: (growling) That's the ticket! No grandpa is complete without a good hairdo. All you need is some Grandpa Goo!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 27, 2011
by Gablabatoponus August 25, 2020
Residual load left upon the chin and upper lip region of one performing felacio who has received seed spilled on her at climax that has the outward appearance of a go-tee beard style.
Nice to see Sally shaved tonight since that whore is usually sporting a goo tee from some random guy.
by j-zahz January 10, 2008