Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
by bawss nigga October 31, 2011

A silly old Eastern-Indian slang for a person who annoys their siblings like a Monkey and generally it is the younger sibling who annoys the older one and hence the prefix is immaturely stated as 'Goo' defining childish and often juvenile.
by ponkoj_kakoti March 16, 2010

A yellowish-white secretion orginating from the scrotum of a four foot tall, middle-aged, chinese american, whose wife looks like Lance Armstrong.
by Boofaman March 26, 2010

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!
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Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.
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Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.
by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th October 30, 2003

Residual load left upon the chin and upper lip region of one performing felacio who has received seed spilled on her at climax that has the outward appearance of a go-tee beard style.
Nice to see Sally shaved tonight since that whore is usually sporting a goo tee from some random guy.
by j-zahz January 14, 2008

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by Tony Tzoots May 20, 2021
