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Goo Balloon

Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.
by bawss nigga October 31, 2011
mugGet the Goo Balloonmug.

Goo Monkey

A silly old Eastern-Indian slang for a person who annoys their siblings like a Monkey and generally it is the younger sibling who annoys the older one and hence the prefix is immaturely stated as 'Goo' defining childish and often juvenile.
Hey look at Pongoz, He's pestering his brother like hell. He's such a Goo Monkey.
by ponkoj_kakoti March 16, 2010
mugGet the Goo Monkeymug.

Woo Goo

A yellowish-white secretion orginating from the scrotum of a four foot tall, middle-aged, chinese american, whose wife looks like Lance Armstrong.
Dude, did you just get out from under your boss's desk? Cause you got a lil Woo Goo on yo chin!
by Boofaman March 26, 2010
mugGet the Woo Goomug.

goo-musket

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.
Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

-or-

Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.
mugGet the goo-musketmug.

goo tee

Residual load left upon the chin and upper lip region of one performing felacio who has received seed spilled on her at climax that has the outward appearance of a go-tee beard style.
Nice to see Sally shaved tonight since that whore is usually sporting a goo tee from some random guy.
by j-zahz January 14, 2008
mugGet the goo teemug.

gucci goo

An affection name for someone younger than you like a small kid or a baby.
father talks to baby Peek a boo gucci goo!
by Gablabatoponus August 25, 2020
mugGet the gucci goomug.

Ver goo

Ver goo is a silly way of saying very good.
by Tony Tzoots May 20, 2021
mugGet the Ver goomug.

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