a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012
Get the Gooch Pinch mug.When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.
Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021
Get the Gooch Sauna mug.Gooch sauce is the liquid between a man's ballsack and butthole aka the perineum. Some may say it has a strong musky smell to it while others may find it alluring. During sexual encounters, one may lick another's gooch to taste the sauce all the while creating unerving body spasm that releases a sexual euphoric squeal that can't be contained
John had his gooch sauce lapped up by his dog during a weird sexual experiment in his teenage years. He regrets the experience but not the sensation.
by altoid51 August 16, 2017
Get the gooch sauce mug.The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.
Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010
Get the Gooch's Dilemma mug.The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.
by Carterto December 30, 2011
Get the Gooch Days mug.by Wunsumfuc July 26, 2022
Get the Plunging the Gooch mug.Also known as Swamp Ass. When the area between your anus and testicles get sweaty, the sweat you get is now Gooch Grime.
Friend 1: "Bro, I was playing MW2 so long, I started getting gooch grime"
Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"
Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"
by ASillyLittleGoober March 13, 2023
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