goffer snagging

When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging

My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Gomer

Dude hand me the homer over there

When you ask for something but can’t remember its name you say hand me that gomer over there.

by Big Daddy Roger B March 11, 2024

Gomer

Another word for someone who acts gay. Generally the person is not gay but they act in a certain way that makes it appear they are attracted to the same sex.

Look at the way that dude is talking, he looks like such a gomer.

by NobNoggen April 6, 2024

goofermoofer

the word "imbecile" as a slur towards a race of your choosing (usually said towards crackers)

*is arguing to a white person*

"stfu goofermoofer"

by seriouslyeji April 6, 2024

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

goafer loader

A lazy ginger beard man, who loooves criminal minds, and has a hard time performing simple work tasks.

Loader the "Goafer Loader" doesn't feel like contributing at work today due to the fact series 2 episode 3 has too many twists and turns to leave the work desk.

by Monty1013 June 15, 2024

Governamenent

EBT Fart Card Lady correct pronunciation of the word "government"

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining Governamenent. Ya Hear?

by Cheesegrazer January 24, 2025