Gilstrap

Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp. He/she may be seen lumbering around the urban jungle that is Round Rock, Texas.

Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."

by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009

gilmoreism

1. Republican political philosophy characterized by extreme short-term thinking and manipulation of a single issue for temporary gain. 2. Fiscal misgovernment resulting from extreme short-term thinking and a shallow approach to social responsibility. 3. The combination of extreme short-term thinking with zealotry and manipulation of social and cultural issues like right-to-die cases. 4. The dominant philosophy of the Republican Party (USA) since the late 1990s.

The George W. Bush administration is Gilmoreism armed with nuclear weapons.

by LCL November 8, 2005

GilmourD

Internet personality associated with being a cheap ass. However, this personality only uses brand new, never used products. Because of this, in conjuction with the lack of funds to order products in bulk, this personality refuses to pay market value for any product. Even if there is no other viable options to procure a product other than the market value, this personality refuses to accept and will continue to request a lower cost alternative be presented.

A request for bids resulted in 10 responses from qualified vendors. Pricing associated with each response were the same across each vendor, proving the market value for requested brand new products to be confirmed. GilmourD would not accept this data as presented and requested a new request for bids be advertised in the hopes of procuring a lower cost. Bids were received again and resulted in the same market value as previously received. GilmourD refused to accept this and reissued a request for bids. (This keeps going over and over)

by HCFX July 28, 2010

B-GIBSON

A straight up jackleg!

"your going to flake out again, quit pulling a B-Gibson."

by MotorbikeMike101 October 16, 2008

Happy Gilmore putt

A putt that is babied so bad that it only makes it about 1/4 of the way to the hole.

I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.

by HeavyD293 July 9, 2011

Mel Gibson

When you come home late at night and see some guy boning your mom and he says she looks like Mel Gibson.

Tom: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!??!
Stranger: Your mom looks like Mel Gibson

by Patrick? June 20, 2006

ragan gibson

aka reggin, gets rashes from everything, especially the TB, known for her winking and that evil smile, Mmm Bop leading keyboardist, and ultimate pole dancer.

last friday night, when i was five alivin it, i broke out into an mmbop jammin session, but all of a sudden, a large rash began to take over my body, so i ragan gibsoned it with my wink and smile and went down to the basement for a fun night filled of friends trivia.

by brit March 24, 2004