by Hatchingchubg June 16, 2021
Get the GELAtin with egg mug.The most perfect man. No human could ever mount to such perfection. He is the kindest you could ever possibly come across. He has the biggest heart. He has the ability to make you forget all sadness and can also release all stress. One hug from Geraldo can cure all illnesses. He is the kind of man you show your parents- they will love him and ask him to marry you instantly. Nothing could possibly go wrong when being around Geraldo. He also happens to have the most contagious laugh. He is strong, sweet, kind, *handsome*, and one of a kind. If you date Geraldo, you will never date a man as perfect as he is. He has the warmest lap (great for many purposes). He truly raises the bar for everyone's standards. Geraldo would make the best husband and father. Marry Geraldo.
"So, I heard you're seeing someone new...? ;)"
"Yeah, his name is Geraldo."
"Damn, that's crazy. You must be so happy. When is the wedding?"
"Yeah, his name is Geraldo."
"Damn, that's crazy. You must be so happy. When is the wedding?"
by GeraldoLover August 24, 2021
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Get the Geraldo mug.Slang for "A literal god", "Beyond comprehension", and "omniscient". Also is a name, but who cares about that?
Person 1: "Bro, you see that streamer right there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're so Gerald."
Person 1: "I know right?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're so Gerald."
Person 1: "I know right?"
by Karivana September 19, 2021
Get the Gerald mug.Great big softie, with the biggest heart but don't hurt him because you will lose him. He loves hugs as well
by My4 September 24, 2021
Get the Geramel mug.Generally spoken in the context of the way a person moves; the gelatinous flow of the body, mind, and spirit.
John, when you smoke too much you tend to get gelatinous tendencies.
Ooo gurll dat ass has gelatinous tendencies!
Ooo gurll dat ass has gelatinous tendencies!
by Gilbert Princess October 18, 2021
Get the Gelatinous Tendencies mug.Gelato Has two meanings. The first is an italian dairy treat similar, but not identical, to ice cream. The second meaning is marijuana.
MEANING 1:
carl: wanna go get some Gelato?
suzie: what the hell is Gelato?
carl: its like ice cream.
MEANING 2:
trayvion: I got some Gelato, $10 a gram
Hernandez: 10 bucks a G? You trippin jit
carl: wanna go get some Gelato?
suzie: what the hell is Gelato?
carl: its like ice cream.
MEANING 2:
trayvion: I got some Gelato, $10 a gram
Hernandez: 10 bucks a G? You trippin jit
by .tormentor October 29, 2021
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