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Adjective
1) a rare contagious diagnosis of inflammatory hair follicles under the humanoid fingernails. Only susceptible to contraction on 3rd Tuesday’s of every other month, with Cloudy Conditions pending 20x or more Birds fly in a Southwesterly Direction between 0900 and 1100 hours, and only in cities starting with a Q.
2) an exemplary description of specific in-laws, residing within X% miles of the nearest WaLMart, and only during Holidays and/or family gatherings in which a Dog is present of/or around the age of 10.
3) a tool used for correction of incorrect verbal intuitiveness while playing harmonica with a neighbor.
Adjective
1) a rare contagious diagnosis of inflammatory hair follicles under the humanoid fingernails. Only susceptible to contraction on 3rd Tuesday’s of every other month, with Cloudy Conditions pending 20x or more Birds fly in a Southwesterly Direction between 0900 and 1100 hours, and only in cities starting with a Q.
2) an exemplary description of specific in-laws, residing within X% miles of the nearest WaLMart, and only during Holidays and/or family gatherings in which a Dog is present of/or around the age of 10.
3) a tool used for correction of incorrect verbal intuitiveness while playing harmonica with a neighbor.
Jenny went to the doctor for her Gubilubilitis, ended up playing in a band with Santa, and a cuticle brush from her 2nd cousins’ uncles’ brothers’ mothers’ nephews’ dog.
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Who is that guy that lives next door with the fancy brand new cars, blasting Miami Hits playlist from Spotify, and got the fresh shoes? Oh that’s, Guberth.
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Super powers - packing everything into a square centimetre, removing any permanent stain from anything, feeding people up, spoiling grand-dogs, never needs sleep, never appears to be tired or grumpy, only person in the world bothered about ironing linen and scrubs.
Care instructions - you must KEEP WARM preferably coated in heated fur, remind her to stop working, provide egg mayo and go along with the pretense that she is allergic, CANNOT go out without fuscia lip and diamonds.
Super powers - packing everything into a square centimetre, removing any permanent stain from anything, feeding people up, spoiling grand-dogs, never needs sleep, never appears to be tired or grumpy, only person in the world bothered about ironing linen and scrubs.
Care instructions - you must KEEP WARM preferably coated in heated fur, remind her to stop working, provide egg mayo and go along with the pretense that she is allergic, CANNOT go out without fuscia lip and diamonds.
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by someone in world November 23, 2021
Get the guban mug.A person who is invited out to a bar/club under the guise of a free drink near closing time so that they can provide a free Uber ride home for the inviter and friends. The inviter tricks this person in to thinking they are simply coming out for a good time, but ultimately they are a free Uber home.
My credit card is maxed, I guess I'll call that Guber and see if he will meet us at the bar.
This guy really likes me, he will be a great Guber one day!
A guy gave me his number at the gym, guess we found our next guber driver.
Dude, you were gubered by that Theta last night.
This guy really likes me, he will be a great Guber one day!
A guy gave me his number at the gym, guess we found our next guber driver.
Dude, you were gubered by that Theta last night.
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