2 definitions by Bangabo
The most treasured special one. More than a mum because they go above and beyond. Incredibly cosy.
Super powers - packing everything into a square centimetre, removing any permanent stain from anything, feeding people up, spoiling grand-dogs, never needs sleep, never appears to be tired or grumpy, only person in the world bothered about ironing linen and scrubs.
Care instructions - you must KEEP WARM preferably coated in heated fur, remind her to stop working, provide egg mayo and go along with the pretense that she is allergic, CANNOT go out without fuscia lip and diamonds.
Super powers - packing everything into a square centimetre, removing any permanent stain from anything, feeding people up, spoiling grand-dogs, never needs sleep, never appears to be tired or grumpy, only person in the world bothered about ironing linen and scrubs.
Care instructions - you must KEEP WARM preferably coated in heated fur, remind her to stop working, provide egg mayo and go along with the pretense that she is allergic, CANNOT go out without fuscia lip and diamonds.
by Bangabo November 23, 2021
A tartan wearing cocktail hound who will tell you the words you need to hear (tough or soothing). She will operate or your gallbladder then send you a psychology meme.
by Bangabo November 23, 2021