Ruin a chance completely. Did something very regrettable. Possible consequences: intense self-hate, suicide, depression etc.
'You cheated on your boyfriend for the sixth time?'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'
by dphn00 January 01, 2012
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.
Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!
Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.
Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.
by 99Percent October 14, 2011
shut the fuck up jake
by 12242442424234234554535.jpeg April 01, 2019
A directive used to cease nonsensical and/or annoying dialog from a subnormal individual before it becomes anymore abrasive to ones ears.
1) subnormal individual:"Hello, it's a lovely day for a brisk walk to the cafe for a wheat germ smoothie."
Ones self with or without a hangover:"Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"
2)subnormal individual:"Hey, want to know what I think?"
Ones self with or without a hangover: "Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"
Ones self with or without a hangover:"Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"
2)subnormal individual:"Hey, want to know what I think?"
Ones self with or without a hangover: "Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"
by Callum sanchomarquez August 15, 2016
im a fucked up puppy
by EannaCofey February 28, 2012
The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.
by Gary Destruction April 02, 2004