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Your such a Footballcondor
by 69 her August 3, 2020
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Hood foot

A condition caused by smoking too much crack and walking around the hood for a week, sleeping on floors/decks/wherever you crash and never taking off your shoes. Then at the end of the week taking off your shoes to find each foot has become one giant blister.
"man last month i didn't go home for 8 days and got crazy hood foot"
by courtylol January 21, 2008
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Obscure Footballers

A game where you try and name them most random but slightly famous player. The mst obscure wins.
Lets play obscure footballers!
"OK, Nadir Belhadj"
"Tony Hibbert"
"Nigel Quashie"
etc.
by jakrooster January 15, 2010
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5 foot fakeout

Similar to the '50 yard fakeout,' where a guy/girl looks exceptionally attractive from far away, but once you get within 5 feet they look not-so-great/pretty ugly.
I thought he was really hot, but then he got closer and it was Definitely a 5 foot fakeout!! so embarassing, I turned away reaaaal quick

I went over to buy her a drink, but it was a trick!! 5 foot fakeout!!...so I ended up walking past her instead...it was awkward
by K.Lau May 28, 2010
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weak foot

A persons foot(left or right) that is weaker than their strong foot.
a football player usually avoids using their weak foot when shooting the ball.
by footballfan12345 August 19, 2013
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Traffic Foot

When you are stuck in stop-go traffic and your foot gets really tired from switching from the gas to brake pedal so rapidly.
Man, I hope this traffic ends soon. I'm getting some bad traffic foot.
by KTMcEntee January 14, 2014
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Nintendo Foot

Nintendo Foot is a fairly common but generally harmless condition one encounters when playing games such as Super Mario, Super Mario 3, Contra, Excite-bike, Skate or Die etc... On a 10" black and whit T.V. Whilst sitting indian style.
Joe was unable to walk after conquering Giant Land as a bad case of Nintendo Foot had settled in.
by Nintendo Foot June 16, 2014
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