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Friend Boner

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.
"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"
by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018
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Friend Sweep

A Friend Sweep is where one deletes all the "friends" (on social websites) that you do not need or necessarily know; such as bands and friend's friends. A FS does not include people that one would like to know better; such as recently-met people.
Myspace User trollscreamer:
"Dude, I am so sick of these pages and pages of friends on myspace; I did a massive Friend Sweep. So now I have actual friends on my friends' list."

Myspace User registeraccounts:
"Holy shit, you deleted 192 friends; now you can actually call every one of them friends..."
by Patrick Ritchie January 1, 2009
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Friend Jail

The act of adding someone on Facebook, and not being confirmed or ignored, but not being given an answer. Thus, you may not send the person another friend request. Thereby, placing you in Friend Jail.
"Hey I tried to add that hot girl on Facebook, and she hasn't added me yet, but I can't send her another request. Maybe she doesn't get on much."

"Look at her wall dude, she's on everyday. You're in friend jail."
by hale.eagles5 December 16, 2011
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Friend Wormhole

When 2 of your friends somehow know each other, and from your perspective, its so random and feels like there's no way they could've known each other ever.
(Patrick seeing Jane and Nathan walking together)

Patrick: ...what?? how do you two know each other. you're both from two completely different groups and classes.

Jane: We both work at Subway.

Nathan: And we go to the same church.

Patrick: ......WTF. Never thought you two would know each other. Damn random Friend Wormholes.
by randomthinker9 March 21, 2010
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Friend and run

To accept a friend request from a person whose profile is set to private just to quickly look at their profile/pics and delete them if the result is not satisfying, or if they look similar to the pokemon qwilfish.
Jeff: "check your new friend requests dude."

Greg: "accept..ew no way, this chick has a case of the Myspace angles. I'll just friend and run this one."
by B-nipz March 15, 2009
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Friend Withdrawal Symptoms

If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.
"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."
by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015
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friend atm

Paying for a group meal using your credit card in order to withdraw cash from your friends.
Adam just got $40 cash out from the friend ATM at lunch today.
by jerky face November 19, 2010
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