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San Francisco Treat

Similar to the Houdini. When doing your girlfriend doggie-style, you switch out with your buddy. Now, instead of heading outside to wave to your gf, you turn around and stick it in your buddy's ass. Since everyone in SF is either openly or a closet homo, this is a treat for everyone!
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san francisco 

1. fagtown
2. the place where thrash metal comes from
metallica is from san francisco
san francisco is a fagtown.

San Francisco Trolley 

Male homosexual sex act. A cart or dolly-like object is placed on the ground. Man (naked) kneels down on dolly. Second man mounts first from behind, placing penis within the first man's anus. By repeatedly thrusting into the anus, the second man propels the cart forward, as if it were a trolley. It is possible, either using their weight or with the first man's hands, to guide the trolley.

(Optional) For the full experience, second man should have some sort of whistle, so as to act like a train conductor.
Jesse: Dude wanna fuck?

Chad: Yeah let's try the San Francisco Trolley again.

Jesse: Only if I can be the driver. Last time you drove us into three walls and broke my nose.

Chad: What so now I'm the taker?

San Francisco Trick or Treating 

Stealing $950 or less from store because police no longer respond and store owners will be sued if they touch shoplifters.
Yo, Jamal would you like to go San Francisco Trick or Treating with me?
The new iPhone is just $949!

deroy francisco 

The most handsome man you will find on earth ngl he really handsome all the girls stay up on him
deroy francisco by frwhfbw December 3, 2021

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso 

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

san francisco CHRONIC-le 

Damn this shit smells good, I think I'll name this bag the San Francisco CHRONIC-le!