Foot Bricks

Square-toe shoes. These shoes have been terrorizing menswear for years and are the worst style of footwear out there. Square-toe shoes are never, ever flattering to any man or any of his outfits. Literally any other shoe is better.

We all know a misguided guy who unabashedly rocks these leather foot bricks and stomps the sidewalk with fervor.

by Florence G July 12, 2018

glue foot

A lazy person. Very old slang. Generally out of use.

"He might seem like he's working hard but he's really a glue foot."

by Clancey Lufkin May 24, 2006

Foot fetish

When u are extremely excited when someone sends u toe pics. And every time u see toes u freak out. All u want are toes. U want toesss. I think I have a foot fetish

I have a foot fetish

by I have a foot fetish June 25, 2019

Foot girl

A female prostitute that engages in foot fetishes with John’s.

That foot girl let me buy on her freshly painted toe nails.

by QuackQuacks December 22, 2018

Dutchman's foot

A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.

"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

Foot Grease

the cum on your feet at the end of a footjob

Honey, my feet still smell like foot grease from that footjob last night.

by mediocre pancake June 24, 2016

foot lettuce

A tasty snack that grows in between your toes.

THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEBODY ELSES foot lettuce.

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018