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Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.
Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........
by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021
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caca flood

a pro-environmentalist who only flushes the toilet after the third time going for a caca, thus floods the toilet.
In an effort to save the world’s water supply, jeff caca flooded his bathroom again
by miss bugs bunny April 22, 2007
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Getting Flooded

To consume large amounts of alcohol, to the extent that one cannot control their actions.
Mike is getting flooded tonight, we got that Grey Goose.
by Strat-a-tat April 1, 2010
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Super Bowl Flood

The flood of piss sucked into the sewers during the Super Bowl halftime show. No one wants to miss any of the football, or the commercials, so they piss while Tom Petty is singing for the first time since the 1800s, The Rolling Stones are slowly dying onstage, or Janet Jackson is giving her chesticles some air.
Bubba: "Yo Chazz I gotta go pee but I don't want to miss the commercials what should I do?"

Chazz: "Just go while the Black Eyed Peas are singing or rapping or whatever they do. You can contribute to the Super Bowl Flood."
by shitler!! February 19, 2011
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ohio flood

Similar to Cleveland Steamer only with less consistency to the stool.
I had tacos for dinner last night so I gave your mom the Ohio Flood.
by I H8 Bottles December 16, 2004
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the flood

A fourum that declared its independance from b.net and is now the arch enemy of 4chen and /b/. The general stupidity of the halo frums does not effect the flood, hence it caters to a smarter group of people who do not use random internet memes to talk on their threds.
"dude the flood is such a godly forum"

"the flood will destroy /b/ in the course of next year"
by echinodermata March 3, 2009
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Yellow Floofers

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.
Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!
by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009
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